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Spotify Sucks

December 3rd, 2025

Today is Spotify Wrapped day, every year, all across the internet, people post what the app says they've been listening to the most. Top artists, top genres, some artists even include little recorded videos thanking their most loyal listeners, how quaint!

I despise Spotify Wrapped day and Spotify as a whole.

Spofity as a concept is the logical continuation of the music industry's never-ending quest to compensate artists as little as possible while making as much money off of them as they can. This is reflected starkly in the criminally low payouts to any and all artists on the platform. The average seems to be around 0.2-0.4 cents a stream. Not 4 cents, not 2 cents, 2 to 4 tenths of a cent for every listen. This is by no means an issue that's gone unaddressed, Gary Numan, one of the pioneers of electronic music as we know it today, has gone on record and stated that for a track that hit one million streams on Spotify he was paid £37. The truth of the matter is that the average person doesn't know any of this, and the convenience of having an app with all the music on it is too great for your average Joe to really consider getting rid of it. Why, if you buy premium you get to listen ad free! At least the money is going to a good place, right?

In June of 2025 Spotify CEO David Elk's investment firm pledged 600 Million dollars to Helsing, a German munitions company who specializes in drone development and AI assisted surveillance technology. Now the money that's being siphoned out of the pockets of musicians across the globe is being used to blow up children! One of the most obnoxious parts about having music on Spotify is that you can't just upload it yourself, you have to either have it done through your label, or for smaller artists like myself who publish independently, you have to use a go-between service like DistroKid or Routenote. This introduces a whole new layer of awful to the experience; want to upload a song with samples? You'd better hope any and all of them are either cleared with the rights holder or public domain. Can't find the rights holder for an obscure recording from a UK based college TV station in the 70s? Tough luck kid, it's not going up until you remove or replace it. Prominent upload services like Distrokid also don't allow you to upload "Spoken Word" to Spotify, what does "Spoken Word" entail? Who knows, it's ultimately up to their discretion, and that means that the opening and closing bookends to my last album 7800 aren't viable.

This all leads us to one question, Why? Why keep my music on Spotify? Truthfully, I find it harder and harder to justify it to myself every day. But the biggest issue I run into is that most people my age use almost exclusively Spotify. All the big artists are on there, why switch to Bandcamp when there's no Chappel Roan there? Why buy a CD of Taylor Swift's new album that requires you to put it in some flavor of player when you can listen to the whole thing for free on your phone whenever you want? People value convenience, and they don't like being told that their convenience is objectively harmful. Some sizeable acts have started taking their work off of Spotify (King Gizzard, Xiu Xiu, Massive Attack, Godspeed You Black Emperor, etc) but this has also coincided with sharp downturns in listeners, people just aren't willing to jump ship for a couple of artists, and when you're trying to make a living off your music, you're going to feel it in your wallet cutting off nearly half your listener base. At the end of the day, if you want to listen to objectively worse mixes of my music with incomplete tracklists while Shaq tries to sell you ball deodorant in between the songs that are meant to flow seamlessly all while giving me no support whatsoever it's your funeral.

If you've made it this far, I encourage you to please for the love of god, make a Bandcamp account, look at your wrapped this year, look at your top artist, and if possible go over to Bandcamp and buy at least one of their albums. $7 for one album is roughly equivalent to 350,000 streams. Which one's more sustainable? You do the math.

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Introduction

November 28th, 2025

 

Hello there! I'm Bea Thurman, all-the-time music person, graphic designer, and webmaster here at Superphone, and this is the new blog! This is the place to go for my ramblings, musings, and stories about things and stuff! For this inaugural entry, I figured I'd tell you the story of one of my most meaningful tracks, Beautiful (Are You?) From 7800.

 

It was the summer of 2024, in the heat of the US Presidential election. The burgeoning fascists at the Republican party were putting all of their marbles behind one Donald Trump, and his bumbling moron of a vice presidential pick JD Vance. Vance was and is no stranger to just making things up to hurt people he doesn't like, so he decided to start a little rumor about the Haitian immigrants in the town of Springfield, Ohio. He said that they were kidnapping people's pets and eating them, and that they were turning this poor little town into something out of Escape from New York. It doesn't take a brain genius to tell that neither of these things are true, but Republicans aren't exactly known for being smart, and they immediately latched onto it.

Trump echoed his sentiment at the debate a few days later, "They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats" he said with no hint of shame on national TV to an audience of millions. Shortly after, the worst people in the country began to close on the town of Springfield like moths to a flame. The Klan handed out flyers and put up recruitment posters around downtown, people drove around in their beater pickup trucks with shotguns hanging out the windows to assert dominance, and schools and hospitals closed due to a wave of bomb threats. Living in Columbus, Springfield is less than an hour drive east of me. So, as a show of basic human decency I headed over there to eat at a local Haitian Creole restaurant. The food was excellent, the prices were reasonable, and the portions were massive, but what I noticed the most during my trip was the people. Everybody there was having a good time. People were getting lunch, catching up with old friends, stopping in on their way through town, and it made me realize. Life doesn't have to suck. The people that make life suck are in reality a far smaller percent of humanity than they'd like to have you believe. The things that divide us are as arbitrary as the borders that define us, and the sooner we all realize that, the happier we'll all be. After the drive home I wrote up the lyrics and lead synth line to what would become Beautiful (Are You?). By making a song about the world being cool without a hint of irony, it became a conscious subversion of songs like Beautiful World by DEVO (Still love those guys though). In a world permeated constantly by fear, hate, and negativity, being nice without an ulterior motive can sometimes be the most effective form of subversion.

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